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The eruption of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano has not only forced the worldwide journalist to polish their punctuation skills, it has also unleashed ash-related jokes onto the internet.

Here, NewsAndReviews, has compiled the funniest jokes erupting round over the worldwide web.

Abhishek Bachchan To Iceland: “I’ve everything related to ask. If anything I want, it’s your cash.”

Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle.

I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.

It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.

Waiter, there’s volcanic ash in my soup. II know, it’s a no-fly zone.

I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland.

Both, Iceland and Abhishek Bachchan don’t know what to do with ash.